All rules cannot be followed in any company

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her cabin. 
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy. 
"John," the new guy replied. 
She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. 
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. 
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?" 
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling." 
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."       


Not ALL rules can be followed!!! 

Joke of the day

Once Sibbal, Digvijay & Chidambaram wer travelling in a helicopter

Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says, "I made one poor Indian happy"

Digvijay drops two 50 Rs Notes & says, "I made two poor Indians happy!"

Chidambaram drops 100 ONE Rs coins & says, "I made 100 poor indians happy!" .

Hearing this the PILOT laughs & says, 

"I will drop down All 3 of U & make all 125 CRORE Indians Happy forever...!"

HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! !

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


 :):):):):). ....