Saturday, December 31, 2011

Copy and Paste


A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.


He Said :
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The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added : "And that woman was ... my Mother!"
There was laughter and applause from the audience.
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A week later, a top manager trained by that same motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.


He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went ; "ah!" with shock and rage.


Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember who she was!"


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.


Moral of the story : Don't copy, if you can't paste !

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Banpo Bridge



Banpo bridge in south korea..! Colorful..! isn't it.??
More than 300 Engineers works here...
Out of 59 Engineers are from India...
the basic concept is based on "Total Internal Reflection".. !!


The Moonlight Rainbow Fountain is the world’s longest bridge fountain that set a Guinness World Record with nearly 10,000 LED nozzles that run along both sides that is 1,140m long, shooting out 190 tons of water per minute. Installed in September 2009 on the Banpo Bridge, Seoul mayor Oh Se-hoon praised that the bridge will further beautify the city and showcase Seoul’s eco-friendliness, as the water is pumped directly from the river itself and continuously recycled. The project is the first of its kind in the world. The bridge has 38 water pumps and 9,380 nozzles on either side, which draw 190 tons of water per minute from the river 20 meters below the deck, and shoots as far as 43 meters horizontally.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Google Launching Nexus Tablet in the Next 6 Months


Google’s Eric Schmidt told an Italian newspaper that we will see a Nexus tablet in the next 6 months. Schmidt indicated to the paper “In the next six months we plan to market a tablet of the highest quality,” although he didn’t offer very many more details on what that would entail.


During the interview Schmidt also confirmed Google was working on a Siri competitor that would offer some of the same voice-controlled functionality as Siri does for the iPhone 4S.


Google worked with Motorola to release the first Honeycomb tablet, the Motorola Xoom. The Xoom didn’t do as well in sales as either had hoped, so it should be interesting to see what Google does differently with an Ice Cream Sandwich tablet.


Schmidt didn’t comment on who would be making the Nexus tablet, although its pending purchase of Motorola would give the company a definite advantage over the competition.


What would you like to see in a Nexus tablet? Who do you hope Google selects to make the device?

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Is enGlish language beautiful or really complicated?


A good piece of language brushing indeed............

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:
"I hit him in the eye yesterday."

Guess what the word is???


 The word is "ONLY".
 
The Message:

1.   ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
2.   I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
3.   I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
4.   I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
5.   I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
6.   I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye..)
7.   I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
8.   I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)
 

This is the beauty and complexity of the English language.........

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Joke of the day!


Boss hangs a notice in office
"I'm the boss, don't forget"

When he returned, someone had written under it...
"ur wife called up, she wants her notice back at home".

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

British monarch in India




KING GEORGE V AND QUEEN MARY appear as emperor and empress in their coronation robes at the balcony of the Red Fort on 13 December 1911, a day after the coronation ceremony, to receive the thousands of people gathered to greet them. Their appearance at the Delhi Durbar marked the first time a British monarch had come to India. The pompous 
ceremony saw a gathering of princes and princesses from Indian kingdoms across the subcontinent flocking to Delhi to pay homage to their king. That same year, the king, while sitting on a golden throne, proclaimed the shifting of the capital of British India from Calcutta to Delhi. The ceremonial laying of the foundation stones of Delhi took place three days after the announcement, on 15 December 1911. Delhi celebrates its centenary year as capital this December.

Money & Fat


Friday, December 09, 2011

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Mathematical Viewpoint


Mathematics
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while
 Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Don't you just Love it!!!