Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Newton's Laws For Love..........

Universal Law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer fromone girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First Law :
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second Law : The he rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance.

Third Law : The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Haimadan

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