Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs andnow monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the systemwhenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhile attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!Thanks, "A Troubled User" REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complainabout.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to returnto Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the programfiles from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 isdesigned not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improvingthe environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command beforethe system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very carefulhow you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improvethe performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support .. Loving might be a mistake.......!! But its worth doing...!!!