Friday, September 16, 2011

Small Things.......


IMPORTANCE OF SMALL THINGS IN LIFE....


Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Too much vitamin D bad for your heart


Vitamin D - known to be important for bone health and for heart protection - can also cause harm if it exceeds normal levels, a new research has warned.


Johns Hopkins scientists suggested that vitamin D may stop conferring cardiovascular benefits and could actually cause harm as levels in the blood rise above the low end of what is considered normal.


The findings found that increasing levels of vitamin D in the blood are linked with lower levels of a popular marker for cardiovascular inflammation - c-reactive protein (also known as CRP).


Healthier, lower levels of inflammation were found in people with normal or close to normal vitamin D levels.


Any additional increase in vitamin D was associated with an increase in CRP, a factor linked to stiffening of the blood vessels and an increased risk of cardiovascular problems.


"Clearly vitamin D is important for your heart health, especially if you have low blood levels of vitamin D. It reduces cardiovascular inflammation and atherosclerosis, and may reduce mortality, but it appears that at some point it can be too much of a good thing," he added.

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Anybody Home?

A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. 
He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello? ”Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”"Yes,” whispered the small voice.”May I talk with him?” the man asked.To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”Yes,” came the answer.”May I talk with her?”Again the small voice whispered, “No.”Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left homealone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the personwho should be there watching over the child.”Is there anyone there besides you?” the boss asked the child.”Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the bossasked, “May I speak with the policeman?”"No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.”Busy doing what?” asked the boss.”Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whisperedanswer.Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like ahelicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, “Whatis that noise?”"A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.”What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, “The search teamjust landed the hello-copper.”Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the bossasked, “What are they searching for?”Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffledgiggle, “Me.”

Saturday, August 27, 2011

All rules cannot be followed in any company


A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her cabin. 
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy. 
"John," the new guy replied. 
She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. 
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. 
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?" 
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling." 
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."       


Not ALL rules can be followed!!! 

Friday, August 12, 2011

Joke of the day


Once Sibbal, Digvijay & Chidambaram wer travelling in a helicopter

Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says, "I made one poor Indian happy"

Digvijay drops two 50 Rs Notes & says, "I made two poor Indians happy!"

Chidambaram drops 100 ONE Rs coins & says, "I made 100 poor indians happy!" .

Hearing this the PILOT laughs & says, 
"I will drop down All 3 of U & make all 125 CRORE Indians Happy forever...!"

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! !


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


 :):):):):). ....

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Homemade Skin Care


Olive Oil Cleanser
Olive oil can be applied to the skin as a natural, yet effective cleanser that unclogs the pores. Massage 1 tsp. of olive oil onto the face, then wipe it away with a hot, wet cloth after one minute.


Tea Tree Oil Spot Treatment
Tea tree oil is an powerful antimicrobial oil that kills off acne-causing bacteria on the skin. Dab diluted tea tree oil onto acne spots up to three times per day.


Baking Soda Exfoliant
Baking soda can exfoliate the skin without damaging or inflaming the skin. Mix 1 tsp. of baking soda with 1 tsp. of water, and massage it onto the skin for 20 seconds. Rinse well with water.


Urine Therapy
Urine is a completely sterile substance that balances out the oils and hormones on the skin. Apply fresh urine to the skin using a cotton pad up to three times per day.


Oatmeal Mask
Oatmeal helps soothe the skin and has a powerful anti-inflammatory effect on acne. Mix 1/2 cup of oatmeal with one cup of boiling water. Once cool, apply to the face, rinsing off after 10 minutes.

Friday, July 01, 2011

Money Bags


Calendar for July 2011
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
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Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. Chinese legend says , let your friends know and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not share this info with others …..so sadly will be without money.
Kinda interesting – read on!!! It’s a mystery, nothing to lose, and I think its worth a try. I wish you the best.


This year we’re going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that’s not all…


Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born – now add the age you will be this year,


The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of the Money!!!
The proverb goes that if you pass this news on to eight good friends, money will appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENG SHUI.


Those who don’t continue won’t receive…….

Hey for me – it’s worth a try – it’s that or Lotto!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Maths MAGIC...


Phantom Corsair



The Phantom Corsair is a prototype automobile built in 1938. It is a six-passenger coupƩ that was designed by Rust Heinz of the H. J. Heinz family and Maurice Schwartz of the Bohman & Schwartz coachbuilding company in Pasadena, California.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Friday, June 03, 2011

Where two oceans meet...


But do not mix! INCREDIBLE AND SIMPLY MIND-BLOWING !!

These two bodies of water were merging in the middle of The Gulf of Alaska and there was a foam developing only at their junction. It is a result of the melting glaciers being composed of fresh water and the ocean has a higher percentage of salt causing the two bodies of water to have different densities and therefore makes it more difficult to mix. Photograph by Kent Smith.


Saturday, May 28, 2011

Worlds Smallest Petrol Engine…




Scientists have created the smallest petrol engine in the world (less than a centimeter long not even half an inch),small enough to power a watch or any small gadget.The mini-motor which runs for two years on a single squirt of lighter fuel is set to revolutionize technology associated with it. It generates 700 times more energy than a conventional battery. It could be used to operate laptops and mobile phones for months doing away with the need for charging. 


Experts believe it could be phasing out batteries in such items within just six years. The engine, minute enough to be balanced on a fingertip, has been produced by engineers at the University of Birmingham. At present, charging an ordinary battery to deliver one unit of energy involves putting 2,000 units into it. The little engine, because energy is produced locally, is far more effective. 


One of the main problems faced by engineers who have tried to produce micro motors in the past has been the levels of heat produced. The engines got so hot they burned themselves out and could not be re-used. The Birmingham team overcame this by using heat-resistant materials such as ceramic and silicon carbide.

A Touchy Love Story...


A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U....


One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept


Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said....


That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night....


he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,


"Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....:'("


Note:- Friends Never Ignore anything in Life.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Joke of the day - A great writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Important Information about Contact Lenses


A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire). While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.


After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down. No one in the party knew why he was doing this?


Then he was admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he'll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.


Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.


DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED.... OR
WHILE COOKING...!