Don't believe what you see!!!!

check this out ...

1) If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.
2) If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
3) Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.
This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see .

DAD FINDS A BRIDE 4 HIS SON !!!!!!

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
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Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
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Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

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This is how business is done!!

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs andnow monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the systemwhenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhile attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!Thanks, "A Troubled User" REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complainabout.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to returnto Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the programfiles from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 isdesigned not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improvingthe environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command beforethe system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very carefulhow you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improvethe performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support .. Loving might be a mistake.......!! But its worth doing...!!!

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

ThenH+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%
L+U+C+K =12+21+3+11 = 47%
(None of them makes 100%)...............................Then what makes 100% Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!Leadership? ...... NO!!!!
Every problem has a solution,only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

A letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping, as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect our money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta singh

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

JotSpot offers a wiki collaboration suite

JotSpot is now a part of Google as it has been acquired by Google. In a few weeks’ time, Google acquired two companies, YouTube and JotSpot.

JotSpot offers a wiki collaboration suite with interesting plug and play applications that run from wiki framework. Email Lists, Blog, Forum, File Cabinet, and Photo Gallery are my favorite ones among the list.

I have signed up with JotSpot a year ago to test the service. It was a free account with 5 users and 10 pages limit. Though it was nice, limited pages and users put me away from using it. After reading the Google’s acquisition on their blog, I have logged in today after a long time and I found that my account has no limits on users or pages.

Thanks Google!

New registrations have been closed off until they move their servers to Google and you need to be on the waiting list to get an account. Visit JotSpot here.

Forgot to mention subject, for a official mail?

Hi... Forgot to mention subject, while writing an official mail?????? Don't worry......... just follow the simple steps mentioned below and see the result.

Here are the below steps:
1. Open your outlook
2. Press Alt+F11. This opens the Visual Basic editor
3. On the Left Pane, one can see "Microsoft Outlook Objects"(YOU CAN SEE THE PROJECT FOLDER), expand this. Now one can see the "ThisOutLookSession".
4. Click on "ThisOutLookSession".
5. Copy and Paste the following code in the right pane.(Code Pane)Private Sub Application_ItemSend(ByVal Item As Object, Cancel As Boolean)Dim strSubject As StringstrSubject = Item.SubjectIf Len(strSubject) = 0 ThenPrompt$ = "Subject is Empty. Are you sure you want to send the Mail?"If MsgBox(Prompt$, vbYesNo + vbQuestion + vbMsgBoxSetForeground, "Check for Subject") = vbNo ThenCancel = TrueEnd IfEnd IfEnd Sub

Save this and now close the VB Code editor and take a breath. From now on, this macro will make sure you do not make the mistake of sending a mail without subject.

Some good once....

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. 11. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Newton's Laws For Love..........

Universal Law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer fromone girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First Law :
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second Law : The he rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance.

Third Law : The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Haimadan

Create New Folders in Google Reader - GTips

Go to http://www.google.com/reader, enter your login id and password, go to Settings, click any drop down menu icon that can be seen on the right hand side under the “Settings > Subscriptions” tab. Scroll down the drop down list and you’ll see an option to “Create a new folder“.That’s it. It can be useful to customize different type of RSS feeds in your Google Reader account.
Enjoy..

Google Reader Redesigned

Google has redesigned Google Reader, the RSS feed reader service from the big G. Now Google Reader is more powerful, easier to use and with some new cool features. I love the RSS Bundle feature. To read more about the powerful features that can be found in the new design, visit http://www.google.com/help/reader/help.html .

If you are eager to see the redesigned Google Reader and can’t wait any longer, visit http://www.google.com/reader .

New Service by Google - Google Code Search

I’m just worried about companies like Microsoft and others.
But I’m so happy to know that my most favorite company, my inspiration, Google has launched its new service, Google Code Search. You can visit Google Code Search (still the Google Lab boy) visiting this link: http://www.google.com/codesearch

Isn’t it a great news for programmers?

Warn Pope, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry

Very interesting.......Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry . please warn the Pope!!

What is ur "AGE" on other planets?

Hi all,
I just found my age to be 122 years in mercury planet. What about yours? R you interested tooo...
then click this link to findout your age in 9 different planets.
URL: http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/
bye

Interesting one on Microsoft Word..........

Open a Microsoft Word File and type =rand (200,99)
and then HIT ENTER and wait for 2 sec....(see the result....dont worry..and its not a joke)

At Microsoft a big team of professionals couldn't answer why this happened and they announced a prize of $1,00,000 to the person who couldanswer this.

Can you find the reason.Try it out and try to find the answer.
Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens, it was discovered by a Brazilian.

666 is back....

So its time up now...After 06-06-1006.............. now it is 06-06-2006. 1000 years Completed and... we are again entering the 06-06-06 (666).
Is this day 666 a "Evil Day" ?

Messages from friends:
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This is the 21st 6/6/06 in history. The difference is that today we have telephones, the internet, and television. The bible mentions seven angels and that beast will have seven horns, if we divide 21 by 7 we come up with the number 3, which goes into each 6 in the 666 exactly six times. I believe that June sixth of this year will an important date, I think that is possible that the "beast" is actually an energy being who will influence peoples minds to do bad things. People who take this "mark" are the people who act on these impulses. Even if this does not happen, there are many schizophrenic people out there with a Christian background whose voices may compel them to do evil on this date, as well as religious and antiglobalist sects who will use this date to launch an attack. Previous attacks have been very low cost, and I belive that it is possible that there could be an attack/assassination attempt somewhere in the world every hour on that day. I believe that if the book of Revelation was written based on actual events that will occur, then these are the those days. The weapons exist, the technology exists, and the hatred is there.
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Message 2:
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June 6, 2006. 6-6-06, 666 being the number of the Antichrist. A day of Satanic power for the Antichrist? Note that this is 40 years after 6-6-66 (June 6, 1966), 40 years being associated in the Bible with a period of testing. Note that AIDS was first announced on June 5, 1981, when it was first detected in five men in Los Angeles. So June 5 2006 will be the 25th anniversary of AIDS, 1 day before 6-6-06. Could it be that AIDS is one form of the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse, Death? WATCH OUT FOR 6-6-06! Especially with the comet S-W 3 closest to the sun on that day, and there is a possibility of a small piece of this comet hitting earth in May 2006, since the comet broke up into many small pieces and astronomers don't know where all the pieces are; such an impact could help bring about the rise of the Antichrist on 6-6-06. Or perhaps there is a smaller asteroid rotating around the asteroid 2004 XP14 that comes very close to earth (the distance of the moon) on 7/3/06, that could hit earth or the moon then. And there has been talk among expectant mothers whose child is due on 6-6-06, on concerns about giving birth on that date. And note that "The Omen" Antichrist movie remake "Omen 666" opens in theaters on 6-6-06. The "Omen" movies are about the Antichrist idea: "The Omen", "Damien-- Omen II", "The Final Conflict", and a TV-movie "Omen IV: The Awakening". These are interesting movies on the subject of the Antichrist. In these movies the Antichrist is Damien Thorne, an American industrialist who is climbing his way to world power. I think these movies are true to he spirit of the Book of Revelation's description of the Antichrist-- Damien appears to be normal, has great intelligence, and believes that only he can save the world from disaster. See this page on who the Antichrist really is: Russian President Putin. Note that Putin is leader of the G-8 Summit in St. Petersburg Russia in July 2006. Also see below on this page on 7-7-07 ("The Cross") and 8-8-08 ("Jesus"), 9-9-09, 11-11-11, and 12-12-12, the Mayan Calendar transformation Date to a New World, which is exactly (6 years, 6 months, 6 days) after 6-6-06.
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What is your opition on this?....

Haimadan

Amassing...This really works for PDF documents.....

Hi All,

You can listen to any PDF instead of reading, yes it is possible with Adobe Reader 7 .0 or 6.0, and the short cut is
Ctrl+shift+b - to hear the entire Document
Ctrl+shift+v - to hear the page

If it is not convenient to hear, because the voice is very fast, You can adjust that using the
Voice Speed -> slow adjustment in the
Control Panel ->SPEECH

Regards,
haimadan

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Is a website necessary for designers?

Is it necessary for any Web Designer or Graphic Designer to have a personal website showing his/her skills? Not with Business motivation, but to express his real talent.

haimadan
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