Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The surprising benefits of lemon!

The surprising benefits of lemon!
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Institute of Health Sciences, 819 N. L.L.C. Charles Street Baltimore , MD 1201.
This is the latest in medicine, effective for cancer!


Read carefully & you be the judge.
Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.

Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.

The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that:
It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas ... The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.


Institute of Health Sciences, 819 N. L.L.C. Cause Street, Baltimore, MD1201

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Maddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…


Maddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test...


Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Maddy: Seven!
Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Maddy: Seven!
Tester: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Maddy: Six.
Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?  
Maddy: Seven!
Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Maddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday, July 03, 2009

Now I understood what marketing is....


Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Direct Marketing.


You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: “That guy over there is very good in bed”. That is Advertising.


You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone number. The following day you call her and tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Telemarketing .


You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: “Do you remember how good I am in bed?” That is Customer Relationship Management


You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Public Relations.


You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and tells you: “I heard you are very good in bed”. That is BRANDING!!!