Wife teaching English Grammer to her Husband

Wife : I am beautiful ! Which tense is that ?

Husband : this is 100% Past tense !

MEANING OF ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA

Certainly not true every time but it had me ROFL

Monkey Business

It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under
one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.

The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind* He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.

He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
gave him a slap and said, "You think only you have a grandfather !!!???"

The Confidence Man

How Lalit Modi, possessed of inhuman energy, ambition and audacity, built a billion-dollar cricket kingdom—only to be rudely ejected from its throne. http://www.caravanmagazine.in/Story.aspx?StoryID=768&Page=1

Lalit Modi during the Indian Premier League final in Mumbai, on 25 April 2010. He would be suspended from his position as the league’s commissioner within a matter of days.

Amazing Science Facts

1) Turtles can live for more than 100 years.
2) An elephant trunk has no bone but 40,000 muscles.
3) The cicada, a fly found in Africa, spends 17 years of its life sleeping; and only two weeks is awake during which mates and then dies.
4) The ant can lift things 10 times its own weight.
5) If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet.
6) A Giraffe has the same number of bones in its neck as a man.
7) Ocean waves can travel as fast as a JET Plane.
8) The first drawings of a helicopter are nearly 500 years old.
9) A butterfly warms up its body up to 81 degrees Fahrenheit before flying.
10) A whale can swim for 3 months without eating.
11) A human being drinks 16,000 tons of water in a lifetime.
12) We blink 25 times a minute.
13) To melt away 1 pound of fat you will need to walk 34 miles.
14) The star fish is actually not a fish, its an animal. ( phylum : Echinodermate )
15) Male mosquitoes do not bite, so blame the females next time.
16) A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.
17) The body's largest internal organ is the small intestine at an average length of 20 feet.
18) Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.
19) The small intestine is 7-8 meters long, making it the largest organ inside the human body. The large intestine is only 1-1.5 meters long!
20)The largest lizard in the world is the Komodo dragon which reaches up to 3 meters and sometimes longer was named because of it's fiery tongue. It is often longer than a car.

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